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The Legend of the Thugeater

by Wettworker

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1.
Exordium 00:49
Integrity and respect don't pay your bills Destiny doesn't put food on your plate There are two types of success and I've always had one Now it is time to manipulate you into giving me the other
2.
Crowncrusher 02:22
Get you a weapon and check if you steppin' 'cause Wett will be wreckin' the set you be reppin' The blood'll be lettin' The sun'll be settin' To settle the debt and a gun I'll be gettin' to empty the TEC in a second I reckin I'm holdin' ya hoe Mack you be lackin' I'm hopin' for more Back and attackin' so open the door Gats I be packin' you know they gone blow Open ya dome King of the hill top Bringing a pill, pop Swingin' and slingin' and singin' to kill cops Burner of bridges Earner of riches Tough enough single but crewed up Touchin' a thing you get shoot up King of the swindle Clutching the thing you be bringing, I'm winnin' and sinnin' and grinnin' and crushin' a symbol It wasn't a thing though Sick and a villain, I'm quick when I'm killin' them Flickin' the trig on the stick 'til it clickin' I'm gross and marose Motherfuck bustin' a poisonous prose Clackin' and jackin' the whack who can't hack it I'm bustin' a buck in a fuck then I duck and I tuck in a packet My racket I back it I'm chosen and bold Jack you for jackets I'm frozen and cold Motherless other shit Thug you for your colours, bitch Stuntin' on the government then running from the mothership Rush in I'm thunderous Bustin' a blunderbuss Fuck 'em I'm wonderous If they stuck up then I'm chuckin' 'em under bus I'm that one Thugeater Full corruption on production and the fluxion crushin' features I'm the creature beatin' preachers then I'm reachin' for the heater Apologize through the whole where your front teeth were
3.
XXXTinction 02:32
Fake depression Fake depression Fake depression Fake depression Puttin' more on when I shoulda put less on I'm a moron but I never take a lesson Knuckle up punk, like I give a motherfuck Economy and property I got in quantity Oddity wannabe, gimmicky commodity Dishonesty, immodesty are treated like a novelty You're hatin' racism but perpetuate misogyny Whether she like it or not She gonna let you smash right Like last night Get out my damn sight Make it up to her with dinner dim-litten by gaslight... I make bad choices So let me make you money I make bad choices So let me make you money I make bad choices So let me make you money I make bad choices So let me make you money I make bad choices So let me make you money I make bad choices So let me make you money I make bad choices So let me make you money I make bad choices So let me make you money Rinse and repeat Rinse and repeat Rinse and repeat The same pattern's obscene Rinse and repeat Rinse and repeat Rinse and repeat Your hands'll never come clean Rinse and repeat Rinse and repeat Rinse and repeat The same pattern's obscene Rinse and repeat Rinse and repeat Rinse and repeat Your hands'll never come clean
4.
Wasted Let me bring it back to basics The assailant turn the bravest into patients Missus will miss your misplacement Run the jewels, fools, like a fist, a gun and bracelet Face it Y'all hate this 'cause the greatest took the placement of the bass kicks and aced it All 'cause I ball so hard that y'all can freebase it or at least lace it On top, think the penthouse is my placement In space, y'all just in basement Repetition of my mission statement: Y'all can't come play shit 'cause y'all complacent I ain't gonna cop and pay shit when you copy-paste shit Erase it In case you ain't embrace the pace in which I say shit, I'ma keep it blatant: We ain't adjacent Naw Hit the agent with the payment Not a moment wasted I'ma make it rain, shit Then I make her make me taste it Take her by the waste with haste and then I baste it I'm in amazement What you callin' entertainment and ballin' is enslavement Powder put you on the pavement Hit you with the shotgun facelift, bitch There is nothing left to learn Perfect grammar, misspelled words, your book will burn There is nothing left to learn Perfect grammar, misspelled words, your book will burn
5.
Deny Deny Never question why Your silence is violence You’re narcissistic tyrants Ineffectual defiance Your compliance is a virus Your silence; it buys this You sold to us this crisis Disgusting and corrupting The one thing disrupting I get to hate and desecrate The debts I make all escalate The threats abate and death awaits You bet your kids I separate You meditate and hesitate You dedicate to vegetate I'm digging a hole for the trigger I pull Vendetta set to detonate If you come across We ain't equal You break laws I break people Your silence is violence You’re narcissistic tyrants Ineffectual defiance Your compliance is a virus Your silence; it buys this You sold to us this crisis Disgusting and corrupting The one thing disrupting
6.
Shit you got shot The wound overflowed with sodium Your bitch existence rotten Meme-in' and emoji-in' I wish you kids would stop Bitchin' pansies at the podium Your shit will never drop I switched your xannies with Imodium I had to battle y'all Knuckles lined with y'all incisors Rap to add to the catalogue to trick kid buyers Say you're sad but you have it all You fuckin' liars promote Adderall so much that I swear you're signed by Pfizer It's the counter-counter culture Ooh you so modest If it's food for thought you're after it's a famine not a harvest It's the counter-counter culture Who front the hardest? It's a million fucking rappers not a single fucking artist I'm like Damn straight your shit should am-scray Bunch of classmates half-baked all over the damn place Colon-bracket, sad face Stackin' mad graves Only sixteens that you got are the kids all up in your fan base Half dead-horse Half gold-geese You phonies rap to smoke weed I filter none While you play to stay the set course And profit slowly Like gold teeth, gold teeth, gold teeth Not a single silver tongue It's the counter-counter culture Ooh you so modest If it's food for thought you're after it's a famine not a harvest It's the counter-counter culture Who front the hardest? It's a million fucking rappers not a single fucking artist It's the counter-counter culture It's the counter-counter culture It's the counter-counter culture It's the counter-counter culture
7.
Start starin' Smart, scary Arch Ares Worker that is Wett Two dudes who never met Move to doom the set you rep Flex your best to lift this hex Get wrecked Never see a sequel gonna equal (death) Somethin' sick for kids that rock stitches Come get lit with a menace and a misfit Is it demolition or religion I can't tell the difference so quit it with the bitchin' Jeepers creepers, we're the reapers to them bleaters Make a mill, I kill ya, fill ya with the millimeter You're makin' meek beats and weak tweets trying to make some followers We speakin' to breed leaders Don't you wanna get it on your own? We could show you how to do it if you want to be influenced It's okay to gravitate, my powers known to fascinate Let me make it easy for you Here we have it We're the bandits in the bandage you can't manage causing candid camera damage then we vanish All too often shit you talkin' get you got and get you shot and then we mock 'em when we drop 'em in a coffin Heard you wanna make it but you gotta take it first We got away with murder 'cause we got a way with words If you wanna look, get shook, get shot You're only a crook if you get caught I don't wanna wake up Take it back to basics, just show us what you're made of It's no secret I don't pledge allegiance Feed us hate while I demand obedience Open your eyelids in a moment of silence No guy in the sky forbids me hopin' for violence See the sirens Feed the virus We the giant autopilots that'll minus up them tyrants Nothin' left to lose when it's said and done You can pick and choose your battles when you're man enough We just wanna be the last ones standin' I be takin' full advantage while they abandon the madness Hit the lights quick, I'm gunnin' another one You run a tight ship, I'm runnin' the mother one Thoughts is loaded, locked, ready, steady on your head, cocked Talk if you wanna see a silhouette in chalk Here we have it We're the bandits in the bandage you can't manage causing candid camera damage then we vanish All too often shit you talkin' get you got and get you shot and then we mock 'em when we drop 'em in a coffin Heard you wanna make it but you gotta take it first We got away with murder 'cause we got a way with words If you wanna look, get shook, get shot You're only a crook if you get caught Standin' on my own two I ain't makin' room for nothin' you can quit it with assumptions Actin' like it's all new You don't even know the half, don't you get caught in the moment Honestly I can't lie Only reason I'm alive is so I can watch the paint dry Hate to bring the bad news But you don't get room to cope tonight At the rock bottom of thought No plot Choppers poppin' No stoppin' I dug deeper On production fuckin' up your function You can't battle the death rattle comin' through your speakers Started slow so I sold my soul Now my heart's so cold, good thing I brought a heater I dump lungs but just for fun Come get fucked up by the one Thugeater Sad to say it ain't true I don't find any pleasure from the measures of my break through Nothin' left to cling to By a thread I was hanging now I'm banging as the bass move Float up from my own cloud Once finally hit the ground let the sound bring the rain down I heard it through the grapevine I can't care if you live or die
8.
You're Trash 03:26
What the fuck? (What the fuck?) What the fuck? (What the fuck?) What the fuck? (What the fuck?) What the fuck? (What the fuck?) What the fuck? (What the fuck?) What the fuck? (What the fuck?) What the fuck? Hey You young bucks are all nuts You're whack and cannot hack it You need tighten up Do I need to grab the ratchet? Bunch of fuckin' frontin' children actin' magic but can't back it Treat depression and anxiety like it's a leather jacket Finally, facilities to fetishize your illness Skirt accountability, bring movements into stillness Dead and dedicated, self-deprecating renegades They tell themselves it's lemonade To the rest of us it's still piss Cheques is gettin' laundered A message from our sponsors Now I'm layin' down plastic like my name was Laura Palmer Unibomber calmer when I run up on ya taking every dollar If you kids all wanna step up I'ma turn to Jeffrey Dahmer Cheques is gettin' laundered A message from our sponsors Now I'm layin' down plastic like my name was Laura Palmer Unibomber calmer when I run up on ya taking every dollar If you kids all wanna step up I'ma turn to Jeffrey Dahmer Fifteen minutes almost up, I'm countin' down the hour Abusin' woman, abusin' image, abusin' every ounce of power Shit you kids devour use to make me feelin' sour But your fans all fuckin' stupid think you're turnin' up on downers The ignant think malignant bruh, but they just benign Fakin' thinking innovative, but they just behind I don't mind Shit is fine It won't stand the test of time While my lyrics touchin' kids like they Tekashi69 Cheques is gettin' laundered A message from our sponsors Now I'm layin' down plastic like my name was Laura Palmer Unibomber calmer when I run up on ya taking every dollar If you kids all wanna step up I'ma turn to Jeffrey Dahmer Cheques is gettin' laundered A message from our sponsors Now I'm layin' down plastic like my name was Laura Palmer Unibomber calmer when I run up on ya taking every dollar If you kids all wanna step up I'ma turn to Jeffrey Dahmer
9.
Cheat, slay, shove Kill Cheat, slay, shove Kill Cheat, slay, shove Kill I'm pushin' your buttons until you're pushin' daffodils Cheat, slay, shove Kill Cheat, slay, shove Kill Cheat, slay, shove Kill I'm takin' what you makin' 'til I rake in half a mill It's a catastrophe All of y'all are whack to me I hit the capacity Y'all sayin' y'all spit hard but bar so flacidly Do I fuck with you? Chastity She flattered by the mastery Up in that ass and she has to be on the path of wrath to equal half of the math of the blood bath of Bathory I'm not a rapper I'm a size queen factory Sure you wanna make it but I gotta take it first I got a way with murder 'cause I got a way with words She wanna fuck all day and I'ma stuff it 'till it hurts And then I'm on my way like little miss Tuffet with the curds Wrong mission That's not the pot you're pissin' Opposition God, you do not listen Deliver it like FedEx and then you bet they missin' him Deadass motherfucker like it's Oedipus in Timbs Since circa '86 I been gettin' turnt on lady spit I'm water whippin' in the kitchen like I'm mixin' gravy mix I seek an acre to vapor and I'ma find it in my jeep I need a retainer because I'm grindin' in my sleep No contest, I make the most progress A hot mess with a cock like Loch Ness Kidnap Lil B from God Bless And honestly and audibly I put your God into a hospice Since circa '86 I been gettin' turnt on lady spit I'm water whippin' in the kitchen like I'm mixin' gravy mix I seek an acre to vapor and I'ma find it in my jeep I need a retainer because I'm grindin' in my sleep No contest, I make the most progress A hot mess with a cock like Loch Ness Kidnap Lil B from God Bless And honestly and audibly I put your God into a hospice
10.
Thugeater bump speakers Get greedy make it easy for them reapers I freely punk sneaky bum tweakers Try to jump me for my sneakers and I grease 'em easy 'til they meetin' speedy heat seekers Thugeater bump speakers Get greedy make it easy for them reapers I freely punk sneaky bum tweakers Try to jump me for my sneakers and I grease 'em easy 'til they meetin' speedy heat seekers Y'all don't know me Blow me on codeine I ain't keepin' this Give it to kids in mezzanines I'm Prometheus of Promethazine The basher of the bullies Packin' fullies for 'em police And I'm sick of that so kick back and spit that unconscious rap Fuckin' like a rabbit Automatic habit Fuckin' thin women in these motels Never tragic Stackin' magic 'cause the dope sells I'm not an addict I just like the way that coke smells If you got a bitch Give her a goodbye kiss though Y'all dead like disco She'll be missin' ya unlike me with the pistol Frontin' hard but can't back it These rappers with stacks are hacks but can't hack it There's slack in your mack Got a rap, still strapped, get slapped and clapped if you talk the part but can't act it Every Titanic feel gigantic 'til you knock 'em to the bottom of the Atlantic Show the strap now they panickin' Frozen in they tracks like a mannequin Don't know how to act like Anakin Ello to your M-O M-M-Y Spread them thighs Make a tsunami warm Ammo my M.O., Firearms to the sky like the limbs of Johnny Storm So reach for the sky I need a piece of the pie You want some peace in this life? Gotta grab a piece and a knife I'm the dumb one with guns Gettin' high but keep it on the low My oh my, these girlies wanna cum But they never wanna go Crime works and it pays I spend my days blazin' purp in a haze Ain't been murked for days Rest assured 'ready made your girl squirt on your grave Frontin' hard but can't back it These rappers with stacks are hacks but can't hack it There's slack in your mack Got a rap, still strapped, get slapped and clapped if you talk the part but can't act it Frontin' hard but can't back it These rappers with stacks are hacks but can't hack it There's slack in your mack Got a rap, still strapped, get slapped and clapped if you talk the part but can't act it I move traffic Got an automatic in the attic to remove a goof and prove graphic Spittin' facts on tracks to the max Pay the tax or take an axe Wettworker movin' sacks like: [Sax Solo] Aw shit, get Fantano on the phone If he wearin' that red flannel he gonna stab him in the dome Give him lip It's broken bones He liftin' sticks and throwin' stones and stackin' up the dough as he trappin' up ya home, yo Better believe I'm never seein' defeat Try to intervene with me and your wife'll bereave If I let you survive You'd have met the regime To spend the rest of your life connected to a machine Let's go Heart is vacant so I go To party places slangin' blow I'm garden raising, sell and grow And hottie chasing, bang 'em slow The shotty quaking, make 'em know And body baggin', taking tolls The laws I'm breaking tag ya toe: The Thugeater Art is famous, making dough The N-E-Y is the M.O., I'm sharking payments, sell a loan I'm smart and hated, venom flow I'm scarred and shameless, let 'em know The narcs and vagrants yelling "No!" Are parting nameless, tell the chrome: The Thugeater Talent, glory, a large cock I'm the valedictorian of the school of hard knocks Fuck a bad bitch, naw I want the worst one By the time verse one is done I have you wish you weren't a person I'm takin' them out I put they face in the mud If my name out your mouth I replace it with blood 'Cause it's get hard, get tuckin', or get murdered Get martyred fuckin' with The Wettworker Let's go Heart is vacant so I go To party places slangin' blow I'm garden raising, sell and grow And hottie chasing, bang 'em slow The shotty quaking, make 'em know And body baggin', taking tolls The laws I'm breaking tag ya toe: The Thugeater Art is famous, making dough The N-E-Y is the M.O., I'm sharking payments, sell a loan I'm smart and hated, venom flow I'm scarred and shameless, let 'em know The narcs and vagrants yelling "No!" Are parting nameless, tell the chrome: The Thugeater Aw shit, be cautious He flawlessly obnoxious Wallet-less your pockets These goddesses go topless Talk is toxic with how hot these bars are It's how I got these pictures of me Nardwuar upon my armoire Watch this He raw shit He nauseous in ya mosh pits Watch this Unconscious They aiming to brainwash us Watch this He brought missile launchers to your caucus To put your God into a hospice.. Heart is vacant so I go To party places slangin' blow I'm garden raising, sell and grow And hottie chasing, bang 'em slow The shotty quaking, make 'em know And body baggin', taking tolls The laws I'm breaking tag ya toe: The Thugeater Art is famous, making dough The N-E-Y is the M.O., I'm sharking payments, sell a loan I'm smart and hated, venom flow I'm scarred and shameless, let 'em know The narcs and vagrants yelling "No!" Are parting nameless, tell the chrome: The Thugeater

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released November 8, 2020

All production and recording by Wettworker
Album Art by James Pinheiro
Mixing and Mastering by Michael Kraushaar
Guitars by Mat Vass

Additional backups on "XXXTinction" by Kayla Neufeld Gowans
Additional vocals and guitars on "The Wall" by Tom Brent
Additional vocals on "You're Trash" by Threat Display
Saxophone on "The Legend of the Thugeater" by Mike WT Allen

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Wettworker Vancouver, British Columbia

By hyperbolating the mass culture's trending themes of sexuality, violence, and comedy, Wettworker makes an intentionally affectated reflection of pop-culture that serves as metaphor. Aware that the current state of popular music is codependent on the idolarty and fetishization of personalities, he opts to render the essential component in that formula missing:

Himself.

This is meta-rap.
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